“Look, up in the sky!"
"It's a bird."
"It's a plane".
"It's Supergirl!"
"Yes, it's Supergirl! Strange visitor from another planet who came to Middle Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.”
Often
I have been asked if my steeds also fly. Well, of course! But, they don’t fly
by themselves, silly. Only with me at the helm will they achieve flight.
Explaining flight to hobbits
While
out with Gandalf in the Shire, I was once asked by a group of hobbits, “How do I
do that??”
Hmm…
how to explain… do I start with Bernoulli’s principle of fluid dynamics? That
still would not explain how Newton’s laws of motion apply or actually explain
how lift is affected by power, the cut angle of the horse’s head like a foil through the air,
or the downwash of air.
Dana: “Well, lil hobbits, you need to understand Force equals mass times acceleration.
Work that with Newton’s first law of equal and opposite reaction where what
the horse’s mass does to the air is actually the action and the result of
“lift” is the reaction…”
(Hobbit
eyes get wide and glaze over…)
Gandalf
interjects: and whispers to me, just say, “Defies
explanation”… and turns to the hobbits and says “She is Magic.”
Hobbits
cheer and go back to drinking pints.
Dana: /sigh.
You totally ruined my lecture. I had graphs and charts.
Gandalf
smiles a knowing smile and takes another puff of his pipe...
Launching a flying Warsteed
I
have posted some flights on occasion.
Me
flying to the moon… (fall-festivals-end-new-beginning)
Horse catching some air and taking off… (treasure-hunt-bilbos-birthday-and-cstm)
However, this was my first time setting the
Traits to launch a Warsteed. I had previously wondered if I had lift power to get a
2000 lb horse off the ground. Challenge accepted.
With his ears back, I cut low to reduce drag and
gain some speed. We are not launching one of those lil steeds today; this is not
your grandma’s glider.
Sturdy
back legs plant feet firmly and launch upward using the steed’s strength. With
my own natural lift (I am Supergirl after all) and a tight grip, I pull the
warsteed upward amplifying his jump.
Flight
is achieved. Simple! (...or as the legend goes, "strong as a freight train").
I
guess charts are not required.
On
this flight we took off out over the sea.
Hang on horsey!
Watch
it now…
don’t lose altitude or you will become a SeaHorse.
Alrighty.
Hmm… cow jumped over the moon? Challenge accepted.
Let’s
take a flight around the moon, because a warsteed will not be beaten by some
cow.
The clouds part before me like orcs being Trampled under foot.
Warsteed Traits? Yes… I did mention that…
Tune
in next week… I am working on a multi-post for warsteed traits (rohan-warsteed-traiting-part-1).
Charts may be involved. :D
Charts may be involved. :D
6 comments:
See! See! I told ye all she could! Wheeee!
Faith, trust, and pixie dust!
Oh, bravo! That looked like a lovely day for flying!
Ely
Yay Ely! Is there ever a day that is not good for flying??
Lol! You are right though, nice clouds and good sun will put air in your sails. :)
I was checking out your "all of the steeds" section and am LOVING the war-steed as the minstrel steed. Hilarious. It looks so sullen.
Heyhey Asciel!
Glad you love the Warsteed of the Minstrel! He was going for an "I'm too sexy for this saddle" look, but we will take "model meditative" or "sexy sullen". :D
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