Yay
for Farmer’s Faire! I have been really enjoying myself in the new Farmer’s
Faire and have been racking up the goodies. If you want a good festival guide,
let me direct you over to CSTM (http://cstm.mymiddleearth.com/2012/07/lotro-farmers-faire-guide-2012/).
For
me though, I noticed that I pulled in enough tokens in the first 3 days to
buy everything there is at the Faire. So, this post is “things I learned at the Faire”, aka Faire on Easy-Mode. If you want to swim in tokens like Scrooge
McDuck, here are some pro-tips.
Deeds: There are several deeds; just do the quests in and around Bywater and you will get most of them started. The hardest ones will
be the egg collecting. I’ll go there in a moment. Daweirdo and I compare egg
notes and discuss deed strategy. The Shire reputation pony watches the festivities in the background.
The
quests for feeding the Fat Mayor, Restocking the Faire, and Helping the
Overworked vendor are so simple that I won’t bother to explain it here. For the
restocking the faire, good to know info, DO use the “speed boost pie” you were
given as often as the Cooldown expires. You will be on foot for the quest and
the item gives you a +68% speed, so you are moving as fast as the fastest
horse. Here I am flying across the Shire at Supergirl speed (because flying trumps running fast).
Proof
that I cook. Sometimes. When a quest is on the line.
Tickets: UPDATE 08/06/12: Update 7.3 released today. "Festival Tickets are also now barter wallet items." Well, lovely. That is one way to support ticket sales in the Store; kill your competition. I'm not a big fan of that change. The tickets are NOT Bound. Gather all your alts and mail the tickets to whomever
you want to be flooded with tickets. Gather the 3 daily tickets per alt, and
walk over to the mailbox there in Bywater. This event is the first time in
history that I have had all lildanas in one area… get tickets, mail them,
repeat. Here, Danaarodel takes time out of her busy schedule of “sitting around
Thorin’s Hall sorting extra clothes that don’t fit in the wardrobe” to go camp
in Bywater for two weeks. She enjoys the atmosphere, working down her
Anniversary firework supply.
Fishing: For
these two quests: “Big fish, little fish”, and “Fishy, very fishy”, if you don’t
move after the quest ends, win or lose, you can stay there and fish for barter
fish, seemingly indefinitely. Those extra fish, especially Big fish, can barter
all the tokens you might want. Note 2 Big fish barter for 3 tokens; gather
several dozen of those Big fish and you will start rolling in tokens. (Two ways
I have broken out of barter fish mode: walk away from water, and drop
Fellowship.)
Note
that “Fishy, very fishy” is on a 24 hour timer where every other
daily festival quest is on a daily timer resetting at lotro midnight. There is
some discrepancy about the CD timers if pass versus fail so I wouldn’t be shocked
if the “Big fish, little fish” has a wonky timer also. “Fishy, very fishy” quest is one of the two hardest things to accomplish at the Faire (finding a golden egg being the other one), because you have to be very lucky and pull out dozens of fish before you pull out a bad one. On the bright side, all those fish barter for tokens, so it is still a win for you. Brettawyn looks on, preparing to pull a large net of fish.
Mushrooms… shrooms:
This event is super easy; it is almost a guaranteed win. You just have to get
into the right frame of mind. Firstly, Priority #1 is to avoid the dogs. I play
it like I play Pacman. No matter what, avoid the dogs.
How
to avoid the dogs? Use the minimap. The dogs show up as “eyes”. Don’t even
watch where you are walking, just use the minimap.
But
Dana, I need to find Mushrooms. The DEL key and /follow are your friends. Hit
DEL, then /follow, and you will walk to the nearest targeted mushroom. Keep
your eyes on the dogs on the minimap, click on the mushroom at your feet. Take
control of walking and change course if the /follow takes you in the path of a
dog. Repeat.
The
contest always lasts 3 minutes. I average 18 mushrooms per contest and it only
took 8 to win. With the bonus 10 tokens for winning, this contest nets about 38
tokens per run, and is nearly an instant win every time. Of course, if anyone else is playing in the field; I take my 8 mushrooms and leave, wishing them luck. I don't know if the mushroom spawn rate is dependent on the number of players; there always seems to be shrooms-aplenty, but I want everyone to win.
The
mushrooms have lots of fun effects. Beware the Nazgul! (Not really, he has no
power here, the dogs are in charge.) Here I am tiny, and looking up at a Nazgul
(stacked shroomy effects).
The Tiny
effect actually works really well to help you; Green-spotted mushrooms make you little. You are harder to spot
when you are little. Still, don’t taunt the dogs, you are not invisible. Here I
am looking up at my hobbit friend Dazy… nothing quite like being knee-high to a
hobbit to give you a different perspective to the world. (Dazy is riding the Symbelmyn Spring horse of 2012.)
On the
flip side, the Giant effect makes for a more challenging run; Red-spotted mushrooms make you giant. The
effect lasts a minute, so you can shake it off. The game is still the same;
avoid the pacman ghosts (dogs). Reaching down to get mushrooms is a bit tougher
for a giant. Change your angle to see the mushrooms at your feet. Friend
Sparowen gapes at me as I storm out of the field, giant-size and full of mushroomy
goodness. Sparowen rides the Farmer's Faire steed of 2012.
Chickens and eggs:
Some good things to know.
Again,
the DEL key and /follow are your friends. Hit the DEL key to target eggs, then
/follow (shortcut button) to go directly to the egg. Even if you can’t see the
eggs through the chickens, you can hunt eggs and win just fine. Use your horse
if you feel too slow; it takes some persistence to mount up and down, but it
might work well for you if you feel slow.
Colored
eggs are fairly common. Spotted eggs are less common. Striped eggs are rare. If you find a striped egg, it might be
worth a lot on AH. I have never seen a golden egg, after running the event well
over a hundred times and spectating nearly as many (though friend Morthin says
he has in fact seen one golden egg). "
Pictures or it didn't happen." ... on the lotro forum (http://forums.lotro.com/showthread.php?471024-Farmer-s-Faire-Egg-Scramble), Koonmaster posted a picture of the Golden egg. It is BOUND, awards 50 tokens plus 10 additional tokens for completing the deed "collect the golden egg". There do not seem to be any locks for it (no requirements to find other eggs first); it seems to be just random with a very low drop rate. Koonmaster credited for posting this Golden egg picture at the previous link.
It
is an educated guess that the more people entered, the better the odds for a
good egg selection. Update 08/03 - Wrong: It is a hunch that it might take a packed game to have a
chance at a golden egg, but that is just my guess. It might be just completely random with a really really low drop rate. This Spectator next to me hasn’t
seen a golden egg this year, and he has been there almost as long as I have. J To date, I can confirm two winners of Golden Eggs in Arkenstone. On interviewing them, there seems to be no correlation; it is random location, random group size, random everything. I have entered or watched enough egg hunts that, at this time, I have seen approximately 7000 eggs and none of them Golden. I can only guess that the drop rate is 1:10,000 or worse (mebbe 1:300 - 1:600 egg hunts).
Note:
I can neither confirm nor deny that I in fact stepped on a chicken. Ate a rotten egg? Yeah, I
did that a bunch to help clear the board so others could target good eggs and win (and hopefully help with the respawn rate by weeding out the bad eggs),
but I try not to step on the chickens. If you are having trouble finding enough white eggs, team up with someone. I am certain more eggs spawn for greater numbers of participants, so if you need to, just trade off who will get the 5 white eggs and win the round. Float like a butterfly, peck like a chicken!
Bounder Rounds- Drunk hobbits:
What I have learned, is that Faire hobbits do not get drunk… at least not in
Arkenstone. I am told that if anyone accuses a sober hobbit of being drunk, the
“drunkenness” gets reset. What I have actually seen though is not one single hobbit
drunk, ever. And making it easier to tell if it gets "reset", if they are falsely accused, they say something, like “How Rude”.
After collecting dialog over several hour periods, 7pm, 12am, 4am, 10am… I
conclude that the quest is broken (there were not that many people in Bywater to
screw it up at 4am). Hobbits just don’t get drunk. (Feel free to prove me wrong
with a screenshot taken in Arkenstone, because hopefully, it will get fixed
eventually.) Oh sure, they are more lively than this picture, but drunk?... not so much. UPDATE 08/06/12: Update 7.3 came into effect today. "Drunken Hobbits should no longer slink home to sleep it off and should be easier to locate and admonish for not going home to sleep it off". I'm glad to see the powers acknowledge the problem and have issued a hotfixed!
HOWEVER,
I talked to my fellow Lorien elves about the plight of non-alcoholic hobbits, and
the elves were more than happy to fill in as drunkards for the Faire, but you
still have to get to them at the Vineyard of Lorien and they only agreed to
drink at night. They do give credit toward the quest and deed. (Here I ride the Reveller's steed; how fitting.)
Farmer’s Faire Steed:
When I saw the Farmer’s Faire steed across the away, and he looked at me with those big brown
eyes, I knew he would be taking me home tonight. Ooh, baby. (That might be the
mushrooms talking… who said that?)
Yes,
Mr. Hengstacer horse guy, I’ll take him. 120 faire tokens, 2 race tokens, some
silver coins. Not a problem. I hit a jackpot of mushrooms earlier and tokens
are no longer relevant.
To
buy the steed and one of everything offered in the festival, it only takes 1190
tokens. Trust me, it is easier than you think to rack up more tokens than you
can use in a very short time, and as I write this column, we still have two
weeks! Undoubtedly, I will take time out from egg hunting to let the lildanas all get their steeds.
